[ What a nice and honest guy... whoever actually falls in love with him is gonna have a good time, maybe! ]
i didn't mean like literally but you know what this is good information to have moonlacing in exchange for dinner! i don't mind messin around a few time at least!
[ listen all they gotta do is pretend that the possum is beef!!!! simple ]
wow you really are too good to be true i almost feel like i'm being pranked but if you're true to your word then like whatever i tots don't have a problem blowin a guy who's this nice!!
[ There's no problem with that. He's helped someone out before when they just needed to get lots and lots of chroma for something. There's nothing wrong with feeling good, but he wants to make sure she's okay first. If she needs chroma right away they can solve the problem and then he'll help make more. ]
i mean i burn through it like crazy cordis and all that, but it's not too big of a problem until the moon's up
i'm offering cause why not y'know it's whatever
[ If she sounds relaxed and nonchalant it's because she is; Yuzuriha's life is about having fun and doing what she wants while she still has time for it. Never mind the fact that she uses every excuse to distract herself, it's not like she'll let anyone here learn anything more aside from her name and interests. ]
if you're not interested then that's a-okay, too! just goin out camping and eating sounds cool to me
Let's meet in person first before we decide anything in that area Some people have trouble with oral because of my size, I don't want you to feel uncomfortable. Camping and food is fine with me if you are.
[ It's just matter of fact. He's not bragging. He has just. Had people have trouble bc he has a big dick. 😫 ]
i know that i mean like no where near swamps and where'd there be more than your usual ant hill, bee hive, and convenient nest of roaches or whatever my strength is limited after all
tell that to the guys back home "no one'll suspect anyone here" they say... yeah, yeah it gets the job done but like you said i'm not trying to wake up with teeth around my neck
[ And she'll arrive there on time, since she can't be fashionably late as she dresses in what she has is the most camp appropriate: her kunoichi outfit. She's a little curious, at least, to see what they may hunt for dinner -- and prays that it's nothing like whatever questionable wildlife Gabimaru was able to find on the island. ]
Well met! [ She responds, her tone chipper as she takes his hand in hers. A little odd for introductions -- Yuzuriha is still adjusting to being treated as a regular civilian rather than a criminal -- but she adapts quickly enough, smiling as she shakes his hand. ] I'm Yuzuriha, please take care of me~.
[ When she brings her hand back she quirks a brow. ]
Is it fine if I call ya Mason? Or do you prefer Riou?
[ She's gotta figure out which one to make a nickname out of... ]
Anyway I'm, like, super excited, this'll be the first I ever hunted for food before.
[ Riou is also adjusting to being a regular civilian. He never had to go to prison (because someone else took the fall for them) but he's still not quite ever quite adjusted back from being in the Navy, and he's just kind of odd beyond that. He's not going to question anything odd that Yuzuriha does. ]
Either. My comrades in the military called me Mason, but my comrades now call me Riou. My MC name is Crazy M.
[ He's actually pretty chill about which name is used as long as you get his callbacks right when he's rapping?? ]
Do you want to try trapping, shooting, or fishing? [ Since it's her first time, he's willing to adjust. Or they can do both. And yes fishing counts as hunting the way Riou does it. ]
Crazy M. [ She repeats it with a smile, if only because she's trying her best not to look absolutely confused. What the hell is an MC? Why the hell is he named Crazy M? She assumes it must be a title of sorts, similar to Gabimaru's name if not a little less impactful -- no offense, of course. ] Riou, then! Since we're comrades.
[ Maybe? She doesn't fuckin' know. ]
Umm... I've done plenty of trapping in my day so maybe we could try shooting? Wait, what are we even shooting with? [ Because her mind immediately goes back to the weapons she's more familiar with... bows and the sort, which she assumes isn't what he's talking about. ]
[ Look, if she's decided they're comrades then as long as she doesn't betray him, he has her back. They haven't proved it yet, but he has no intention of betraying that trust. ]
Guns.
[ He's got a rifle strapped to his back. Guns may not be allowed in Japan so his one from home is a replica, but nothing stopped him from buying one here? ]
Do you have one?
[ She can borrow his, he supposes. He's got his Hypnosis Microphone on him in case anything happens, anyway. ]
[ Guns. It's honestly not the first time Yuzuriha has seen a firearm, but she has never personally used one; too loud, unrefined, not in any means useful in practicing a ninjas technique, she's only ever seen one being pointed towards her or someone else. ]
No... But I've got a few of these. [ She slips a hand behind her back, revealing a kunai that she has hidden. ] Back on the island if I was the one doing the hunting I'd take 'em down with this! So long as whatever I'm aiming for doesn't have a thick skull it should kill it pretty quick. My aim's not bad, either.
[ A quick pause. ]
Once we get in there I'll show you, 'kay? And if the games not big enough your liking I could at least watch and learn from the best.
[ Riou looks at the kunai and looks pretty impressed. It's a weapon that requires a lot of practice and skill to use, after all. Throwing knives of any kind isn't as simple as the movies make it out to be. ]
We're only catching for us, we don't need anything big. You can make a hearty meal out of even the smallest creatures.
[ If they catch something little they'll just make something accordingly! Like if they find an ant nest they can make some chutney!! ]
You can use that, or I can show you how to use my gun.
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[ Just so she knows his policy!! He's not against falling in love but he's too honest to try to hide anything like that. ]
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i didn't mean like literally but
you know what this is good information to have
moonlacing in exchange for dinner! i don't mind messin around a few time at least!
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I don't mind moonlacing, but it would be separate from dinner. I don't need payment to cook a good meal.
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wow
you really are too good to be true
i almost feel like i'm being pranked
but if you're true to your word then like whatever
i tots don't have a problem blowin a guy who's this nice!!
[ at least she's honest ]
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Thank you.
Do you need chroma?
[ There's no problem with that. He's helped someone out before when they just needed to get lots and lots of chroma for something. There's nothing wrong with feeling good, but he wants to make sure she's okay first. If she needs chroma right away they can solve the problem and then he'll help make more. ]
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cordis and all that, but it's not too big of a problem until the moon's up
i'm offering cause why not y'know it's whatever
[ If she sounds relaxed and nonchalant it's because she is; Yuzuriha's life is about having fun and doing what she wants while she still has time for it. Never mind the fact that she uses every excuse to distract herself, it's not like she'll let anyone here learn anything more aside from her name and interests. ]
if you're not interested then that's a-okay, too!
just goin out camping and eating sounds cool to me
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Some people have trouble with oral because of my size, I don't want you to feel uncomfortable.
Camping and food is fine with me if you are.
[ It's just matter of fact. He's not bragging. He has just. Had people have trouble bc he has a big dick. 😫 ]
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haha
...
are you serious???
i mean you don't look like a small guy from the pictures i've seen
kinda assumed
but yeah i don't mind meeting up first
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Do you have a favorite camping spot?
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oh noooooo i don't really!
i mean as long as there's not too many creepy crawlies anywhere is fine i guess
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I don't know where there wouldn't be bugs.
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i mean like no where near swamps and where'd there be more than your usual ant hill, bee hive, and convenient nest of roaches or whatever
my strength is limited after all
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You shouldn't camp too close to water anyway; you'll run into predators that way.
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"no one'll suspect anyone here" they say... yeah, yeah it gets the job done but like you said i'm not trying to wake up with teeth around my neck
so when are you free
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It will take time to hunt if you just want to show up.
[ Otherwise all his work is kinda on-commission so it's not like he has set work hours or anything.. he just survives all day. ]
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i might be a little rusty but i've got a pretty good aim!
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[ He sends a map to a location at the edge of the wilderness. That way, they can easily meet before going off to find god knows what for dinner. ]
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[ And she'll arrive there on time, since she can't be fashionably late as she dresses in what she has is the most camp appropriate: her kunoichi outfit. She's a little curious, at least, to see what they may hunt for dinner -- and prays that it's nothing like whatever questionable wildlife Gabimaru was able to find on the island. ]
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Whether or not it's questionable depends on what they find, though. But first thing's first, he holds out a hand to her once he finds her. ]
Riou Mason Busujima. Well met.
[ Texting is not a proper introduction. ]
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[ When she brings her hand back she quirks a brow. ]
Is it fine if I call ya Mason? Or do you prefer Riou?
[ She's gotta figure out which one to make a nickname out of... ]
Anyway I'm, like, super excited, this'll be the first I ever hunted for food before.
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Either. My comrades in the military called me Mason, but my comrades now call me Riou. My MC name is Crazy M.
[ He's actually pretty chill about which name is used as long as you get his callbacks right when he's rapping?? ]
Do you want to try trapping, shooting, or fishing? [ Since it's her first time, he's willing to adjust. Or they can do both. And yes fishing counts as hunting the way Riou does it. ]
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[ Maybe? She doesn't fuckin' know. ]
Umm... I've done plenty of trapping in my day so maybe we could try shooting? Wait, what are we even shooting with? [ Because her mind immediately goes back to the weapons she's more familiar with... bows and the sort, which she assumes isn't what he's talking about. ]
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Guns.
[ He's got a rifle strapped to his back. Guns may not be allowed in Japan so his one from home is a replica, but nothing stopped him from buying one here? ]
Do you have one?
[ She can borrow his, he supposes. He's got his Hypnosis Microphone on him in case anything happens, anyway. ]
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No... But I've got a few of these. [ She slips a hand behind her back, revealing a kunai that she has hidden. ] Back on the island if I was the one doing the hunting I'd take 'em down with this! So long as whatever I'm aiming for doesn't have a thick skull it should kill it pretty quick. My aim's not bad, either.
[ A quick pause. ]
Once we get in there I'll show you, 'kay? And if the games not big enough your liking I could at least watch and learn from the best.
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We're only catching for us, we don't need anything big. You can make a hearty meal out of even the smallest creatures.
[ If they catch something little they'll just make something accordingly! Like if they find an ant nest they can make some chutney!! ]
You can use that, or I can show you how to use my gun.
[ Whichever she prefers. ]
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